STRANDED !

The COOLEST AND MOST unthinkable thing happened to me today (Friday)----

I FORGOT TO BRING MY KEY!!

So, instead of waiting outside, half-baked under the unbearable heat from the most important star of the universe, I made the smart choice by following my aunty, who served also as a driver, home. Unfortunately though, today is my last day of ever contacting with my music teacher before sitting for the Music Grade 8 theory exam next Monday!

Dammit!

I am so screwed… -.-‘

Weeelll, my wonderful aunty driver, Mrs. Phay, is a generous lady. I know her daughter. We met since primary. She’s a social butterfly, vice-p of a Chinese Society and a prefect. She’s like mega-busy, like going to work, ‘coz she comes back at night and then she has to finish her homework, projects and stuff.

Thank goodness their compy doesn’t have Internet, coz I will be like glued to the compy screen and use up all of their credit (unless she’s usng streamyx, then I won’t hesitate to log on) :p.

I’ll be stuck in her home for 6 hours. It’s 2:08 p.m.. So, I’ll have to wait, and in the meanwhile, type out this text for my blog. But… how am I gonna transfer this script to my compy? A disquette (if she has a spare one. I don’t think she has one. I’m hoping she has one).

You can’t blame me for rambling, coz it’s the only source of entertainment for me here. Her sister, Wendy is listening music using the mp3 player. So, watching movies and watching tv is out of the question for the time being.

And yea, sms’ed lots of ppl. Only like 5 replied for now…

Well… Phillippa will be coming home tonight. The eldest, mega-busy girl. So, I will be stuck here for another 5 hours.

Okay…

EXAMS ARE OVER!! SCHOOL EXAMS ARE OVER!!

The whole 2 weeks were ghastly. Studying day in day out, trying to cramp every bit of info into our brains. That’s studying last minute technique: Driven by pressure and extreme passion to finish reading the syllabus and eventually experiencing fatigue, lethargy and ‘black baggies’.

Nonetheless, the two weeks were not of silence and dull atmosphere, but it was filled with funny moments. Let me give you an example of a hilarious snippet from my occasionally reliable memory:

“SHELTIE! Catch!” the Enigmatic Joe said as he threw Seb’s bag towards Sheltie. Seb was running after his rubber which was also thrown by Joe.

With damnable speed and her acute reflexes hiking up a notch, Sheltie punched Seb’s bag away. She literally balled up her fist and let it loose on Seb’s poor rubbery posession. Sheltie’s veins on her forehead throbbed as she was pummeling Seb’s bag away, which banged the side of my table before it dropped to the ground in a defeated heap.

Joe, Kane, Elle and I were roaring with laughter.

“I wanted you to ctach to hide it at the corner you’re sitting,” Joe said between laughter. He kept telling everyone how Sheltie punched Seb’s bag. He immediately shut his mouth when Seb came back with the tiny thing in his palm.

Being the usual doofus, displaying shocking dumbness, Seb sat back down without realizing a thing. Until Kane asked to borrow from him. Seb was like, “I asked to borrow your notes and youwoldn’t borrow me. Why should I borrow you ?”

“Aw. Come on,” Kane pleaded with mock expression.

Seb was reluctant, but he relented and turned around to reach into his bag………….

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

He discovered the prank played on him… He turned to Sheltie’s corner and saw his bag. Surprisingly, he spoke to the girl who he has a big crush on with confidence, “Give me my back back.” A little rude don’t yu think?

So, I commented on his P’s and Q’s. He began to beg Sheltie. I don’t think Sheltie wanted to, but she stood up anyway, ‘coz she needed to go to the loo.

Let’s switch the topic to PORN! Hehe. That got your attention, right?

Joe began his story-telling hypnosis, making all of us listening intently to what he has to say about Seb and his excitement over a sEXY video.

“Seb was pestering Jit Hoon about the price for the sexy CD. He was like 10? or 5 bucs? Jit Hoon was like ‘sigh. I’ll do it for you for free.’ Then, Seb was like ‘Really? That’s so cool, man’ and then he got so ffreakin’ excited and kept telling me about it, saying, ‘I’m getting the CD for free, Joe! FREEEEEEE!’”

I never knew sEB WAS THAT SORT OF PERSON!! Horrified*

But overall, guys do have fantasies, as well as girls. We like looking at hot bodies, whether to compare to ours or drool over it.

There was another ‘Naked Male Models’ story by Joe about Elle, but I would not disclose it before I got permission from her. It will ruin her reputation.

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I fucked up bad today (Saturday).