HORRORS OF ALL HORRORS/ SLOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS

“EEEEEURRGH!”

Joe dropped the plastic dice on to the floor.

“WHAT?!” Me and Elle asked urgently.

“It shocked you right?” I said.

We were in a “Scare Yourself Silly” Booth. Many scary, morbid masks hung straight down, perfectly lined up, surrounding the roof of the booth. On the right were glow-in-the-dark skeletons, left was… I forgot.
It all started when Joe took interested in this particular booth after we had pizza and a little exercise walking around Mid-Valley.

“Elle… LOOK AT THIS!” Joe exclaimed as he shoved a very real-looking rubber mouse into Elle face. She jumped a little, but wasn’t obviously visibly scared. Then, she touched the gooey-latex mouse and said, “Yueergh..”

Then all three of us began to approach the booth with all its knick-knacks. We just look around a bit and was gonna leave, when Joe took up a bubblegum stick, with a metal gum sticking out.

“Pull it.”

I hesitated, but I did it anyway. The very first thing I felt was an unexpected electrostatic wave running up my right hand and to my whole arm. I let go, and it stopped.

I said, “Whoua! You guys gotta try it.” But they didn’t, afraid of what’s gonna happen.

“I thought something, like a cockroach or a spider will come out,” Elle said.

“In that small thing?” I said and then I dared Joe to do it, BUT he didn’t.

Well, he got a little taste of his own too. His curiousity got the best of him and he took up that plastic dice. HAH! The same thing happened to him and he quickly dropped it to the floor. Then, he told me to pick it up.
My right hand was still stinging and he’s telling me to pick it up. I then told Elle to pick it up, but she doesn’t want to. So, being the brave and bold, I took it up… and

NOTHING HAPPENED!

Then, I saw a lever on the bottom of the dice. I wanted to experience what that Doofus had experienced, so I placed the dice on the table so the lever will go down and the thing recharges.

I then took it up and holly-mowly-cowabungga! The same sensation wascoarsing through me again. It was quite fun, actually.

Joe bought a glow-in-the-dark skeleton and the next day, we saw baggies under his eyes. Apparently he couldn’t sleep because the skeleton was glowing so eerily in his room on top of his computer.

“Hhahhahahahah..” Elle and I couldn’t stop laughing.

Oh! I remembered an incident when Joe was going up the elevator, he lost his balance and tried to balance back himself. It was soooooooooo FUNNY!! I wished I had taped it!

I’m LSHMBB! Pun.

One day, we had a conversation, which turned into a series of ghost stories.

Almost a lot of the funny moments are centered around Joe. He’s a funny guy.

He and his gang went to Genting Highlands during holiday and the hotel manager told them about a murder that happened on the 8th floor. A little girl was grossly mutilated and she has hidden between two mattresses in a hotel room. No one knew about it, until a couple stayed in the hotel room and start to hear noises outside the door and they eventually witnesses the whole bloody incident.

The weird thing is they can’t see the murderers’ faces clearly. But they certainly can smell a horrible stench after they saw the bloodbath. The couple ran out of the room and informed the manager. They searched for the source of the smell and lifted the mattress on top and saw the dead little girl sunken in the bottom mattress.
Her blood was forever stained on the bottom mattress.

The killers were never brought to justice. Who knows? They might still be out there…

So, Joe and other guys were having the time of their lives, until they decided to go back to their hotel room which is unlucky number 13 on the 13th floor. They used the lift, but instead of going way up to 13th floor, it stopped on the 8th.

The door opened, but no one came in. One of them snuck their head out to look, but no one was there!
So, they pressed the ‘Close’ button. The doors were about to close when it opened again!

This time, they were scared out of their wits, a sense of heebie-jeebies washed over them. They got out of the lift and found the stairs and ran up to 13th floor. All 5-storeys!

The next day, they packed their bags and went home. Or maybe they stayed for another recap…. Heehe. Don’t think they would though.

“You know why the doors of the lift was gonna close but opened up again?” I teased eerily.

“I don’t know. Why?” Joe asked.

“Because someone or something was coming in, boarding the lift. Perhaps the little girl was coming in, rewinding the whole scene again…” I replied.

This time, I can see Joe shivered a bit and Elle was listening too had a sudden chill running down her back.

Chat rm lingo FYI

I was just chatting with my online buddies and I found MSN msgings are filled with acronyms, abbreviations or shorten to the most - one letter. I don’t have a problem reading text msgs, or ‘Chat Room Lingo’. Hey, I’m use to it, just that many of my friends abroad doesn’t like to use it. They prefer all-typed words, for their understanding.

But I have some friends who uses Chat Lingo, which are a bit confusing to me.

For starters,
PITA = pain in the arse
POTS = parents over the shoulder
SOS = same old stuff
GAL = Get a LIFE
KIT = Keep in touch

Feeling like ‘HUH?’ now?

These are No Sweat Jargons:
FYI = For your informationPLS = PleaseASAP = as soon as possible

Now, try to decipher these:

IMHO that’s so funny. I’m LSHMBB. My OL is SWL. I can’t stand dis. GTR. BBL
Translation: In my humble opinion, that’s so funny. I’m laughing so hard my belly is bouncing. My old lady is screaming with laughter. I can’t stand this. Got to run. Be back later.

LTNS. Still AAK. Can’t come online coz I’ve been bz TCOB. Good 2 CU guys again. SETE.
Translation: Long time no see. Still alive and kicking. Can’t come online because I’ve been busy taking care of business. Good to see you guys again. Smiling from ear to ear.

WB. I’ve been TOY. H&K. A QT has joined our chat rm.
Translation: Welcome back. I’ve been thinking of you. Hug and Kiss. A cutie has joined our chat room.

CSG. We’ll show her how fun we R.
Translation: Chuckle, snicker, grin. We’ll show her how fun we are.

GMTA. Gimme a hi 5.
Translation: Great minds think alike. Give me a high five.

PMFJI. How u know QT is a girl?
Translation: Pardon me for jumping in. How do you know cutie is a girl?

DIKU? IAC, u’ll know if u read FAQ posted on dis site.

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I’m getting tired of typing terminologies and translating them. It’s getting tiresome. So, try to decipher it. If you can’t, just look it up in the Net. Better yet, ask me in person.

Find out urself:

Reg a/s/l =
HHIS =
Fr =
BEG =
Spec prog =
D/L =
DIS (It’s not ‘this’.) =
PDS =
PM =
IGP = I gotta pee
TYT = Take your time
FISH =
Ppl =
IRL =
POOF =
TMTC = Too many to count
MIA = Missing in Action
TGIF =
AFK = Away from Keyboard

(I give you some and I don’t give you some. Hehe)

Let’s move on to daily matters.

I despise Zachary. He is an imbecile, arrogant, Mr. Hey-I-Have-No-Regards-To-Your-Feelings arse. He thinks he’s damn cool with that one-sided bangs and sharp nose. He’s a prick and you can always spot his wedgie.
Joe always makes fun of it, and I sorta think Zachary deserves it. Thank you, Joe!
This Zachary is a total no self-respecting loser. He thinks he’s on the top of the world. No doubt he is smart, but he’s a PITA. He’s making my life difficult and I just know him this year. He showed me a tissue with his snot in it and told me, “Here’s 50 cents.”

I ignored him, but I don’t really have the strength to really have a verbal assault on him, because of the thick haze that has been plaguing the peninsular. Those stupid inconsiderate people have the audacity to hold open-air burnings which caught on the woods, forests and it all went up in flames, into the air and the wind blew it across the ocean to the nearest country, us. So ‘fortunate’ that we’re such forgiving neighbours.I hate these people. I hate loggers, smokers and mean people who use words to hurt other people, affecting them psychologically, mentally. BULLY.

Many teachers thinks he’s an opinionated fellow, but also a proud boy. AND HE’S STILL A BOY! I don’t think he’d ever reach puberty.

I don’t think I’ll ever go to school if the haze doesn’t stop. Visibility level and the air quality is slowly deteriorating. If it doesn’t rain soon, it’ll be a blanket of dust and poisonous gas. Let’s hope Zachary gets brain damage because of that. Let him suck in a big amount of dirty carbon dioxides and the thickness of the smoke burn his eyes and the hot air attack his lungs, have it grow a tiny bump, the signal of cancerous bump, but he doesn’t need to know.

I feel better, but I can go on if you’re interested.

Oh, today, I thought of my birthday and I feel happy. The feeling of receiving. Before that, buying presents for people felt so exhilarating, the joys of giving. Grateful and happiness is what I felt that day. I love all my friends, Elle, Joe, Seb, Westie, Electra, Winter… . LOVE YOU GUYS! ^_^ (You know who you are!)
Joe, take care of your wound. Poor boy, his right shin got burnt by a burning hot car exhaust. A neat circle was formed and in the middle is, “Raw flesh.”

And Seb, please curb your over-obsessive tendency towards Westie.

And Joe, Westie told you to, “Go die.”

And Elle, “So, sorry I won’t come to school tomorrow.”

And to Westie, “Get well soon and don’t think of C & S too much.”

^_-

Funny Moments (1st)

“Who will you rescue if both of us are dangling at the edge of the cliff, just barely holding on with our hands..?” Joe asked me.

It was another lesson without any substitute teacher, so we basically talked for a whole hour in class during lessons. The whole class was in a chatting spree. The four of us were at ‘it’ again. But, this conversation turns out to be really funny.

I chose not to answer that question and Seb butt in and said, “You chose to run away.”

I was like, “Whatever.”

Then, they asked Elle. She was thinking of the question carefully, but she was thinking a tad bit too long, hesitantly looking at Seb, then at Joe. Then Seb repeated, “Minty chose to run away.” He pointed at me. “Oh.”

Elle paused then said happily, “Then, I chose to run away too! Problem solved.”

“But we have the car keys, and we’re in the middle of nowhere and there’s only one car,” Joe added.
Elle giggled, “Well, I’ll just call a cab.”

Joe then said, “Minty would probably stomp on our hands and let us fall.” I was giggling. Then he said, totally abandoning his Math homework now that he’s in the groove. “Okay, let’s make it easier. What if both of us are dangling on two individual ropes, a black pit beneath us and you’re holding the other end of the rope while the other end is tied.”

Is this question easier?

rolls eyes

I was doing my homework when I couldn’t resist and told Elle to think first before taking action. “Psst. Who would you save?”

“Er..”

“Joe wouldn’t be an excellent choice to make, because would he care to repay your kindness? I think he would push you in it and walk away congratulating himself,” I said.

A whine came from Seb, “Why wouldn’t anyone save me? Minty would probably save Joe, 'coz she likes him... What about me??" He was in a full-throttle whining mode. We ignored him. Joe decided to change the question again into a much more easier no-brainer.

“Okay fine. What if you, Elle are gonna fall in with Seb and me, but you value your life more and has only enough strength to pull one in before slipping into the Pit of Doom and has to let go one. Who would you choose?” Joe wished it was him. He kept making distressing sounds, “Save me! Oh..! Rescue me!”

I told Elle to THINK! And you know what Joe said?

“Oh, so now Elle would just hold up her hands, palm facing-out and say, ‘Wait, let me think.’, and let both of us fall,” He faked bitterness in his voice. But we all laughed at his comments!! All for of us are joining in the fun until I broke it and said, “I’ll save Seb, ‘coz he would be a better… person,” I was struggling to find the right words, as to not insult Joe, but he took it as an insult anyway.

“But, I’m your good friend. Why won’t you rescue me??” He then kept whining on and on and on and ON! Then he hit me with my homework. Seb chimed in, “’Coz you wouldn’t save him. You wouldn’t save him. She’ll save me, HAH!”

Joe then said, “Shut up or I’ll Punch Your Balls.”

I said, “Hey! We’re all good friends. But some take more years to get to the stage of ‘close friends’. Like Yolanda. Gosh, I have to have acquaintance with her for almost 2 years until she warms up to me.”
Joe snorted, “I became good friends with Andy, Yen and some other blokes just after one week.”

“Yea, and filmed a gay porn movie together,” I smirked.

“Yea, and that.”

Seb cut in. “Chaz did took some naked guys’ pics.”

Elle and I was like grossed out.

“Ha, with Chaz, just tell him a good porn story and he’ll say, ‘Oh, we’re good friends’,” Joe chuckled.

Just then, Drew came and talked to Elle about some homework and after he left, we teased her unmercilessly.

After a few minutes, she wanted to acquire if Kane cut his hair. I asked Joe and he said yes and he asked, “Why?” I pointed at Elle, which is a big mistake, because it triggered the ‘Suitor’s List’. We started to list out all the guys that are ‘after’ Elle, (which is not true, but we still love to tease her about it.) Joe then yelled, “Elle likes Kaaaane!” And the whole class believed it; Elle tried to defend herself and Kane gave Joe the ‘finger’. Joe also said, “Winston, don’t cry k?”

“Alright, there’s Mr. Drew, Mr. Kane, Mr. Winston. Who would you choose?” Joe counted his fingers.
Elle said, “Mr. Tan.” Which meant her father, but Joe took it wrongly and call out to the whole class, “ELLE LIKES ZACHARY TAN!!!!” We were howling in laughter, but Elle. She buried her head on my shoulder and asked over and over again. “Make them stop. Why are they doing this?’’

The other students were making fun at Winston, saying, “Wins, don’t cry cause Elle like Kane and not you.. Don’t go suicidal or anything.”

But everyone went quiet and the laughter died down. Oh, and Seb still use ‘Batman Fever’ as his excuse for slashing me with his plastic ruler and getting all hyped up about nothing.

I told Winter about Seb’s obsession with her and she was a tad bit suspicious of the credibility of my words. And I told Seb I told her which is a BIG mistake. I totally regret it, ‘coz Seb makes me feel guilty by giving me the sad look and I was compelled to apologize to him. Now, he keeps saying how I spoilt everything for him. First Westie, now Winter.

Oh, and hmm.. Malaysia has this National-Service Training thing compulsory to all chosen after-SPM (Important Government Evaluation’s Test) students. It’s like undergoing military training. For guys and girls who are 16 or 17 yeas of age. What do you think?

HEY Y'ALL

“SLUT!”

“ASSHOLE!”

This just happened 2 days ago. I was like having a heated argument with a close friend, Seb. Then, we started to call each other names which is like repeating SLUT and ASSHOLE like 5 times before we stop. And you know what triggered the argument?

rolls eyes

He says it’s the way I look at him. “The hair falling down way past your eyes like wisps and you giving me that ‘look’… It’s so SLUTTY! It’s like you’re hyped up to do ‘it’.” He said it in front of my 2 other close friends, Elle and Joe.

I was like What the hell? And then I told him off.

I was killing him with that ‘look’! Not giving him some ‘coming on’ message!! Jesus! I was angry with him and was about to burst when he just said that faithful sentence!! But hey, it’s cool. Sure I’m annoyed with him, but he actually thought me how to retort back. I don’t usually use profanities when I’m in a heated argument, it’s just that he just broke the line.

Seb is an annoying, sensitive and touchy kind of guy. He’s dark, tall and desperate for Winter’s affection, which is my friend in another class. He’s so shy around her, barely make out two words when she’s around. And he’s extremely obsessed with her. He thinks about her, carved her name on the table, wrote her name on his arm with a blue pen everyday!! He even kept his options open for other girls, but he’s much, much keen on Winter.

And you know what? When we’re in a pleasant banter and he compliments me or Elle or Joe, he’ll just back-lash it with an insult, like, “You’re so kind, but I’m not talking about you.” OR “Hey cutie (just to get my attention, and then when he got my attention). Oh, and just now that remark.. I didn’t mean it.” He is like that.
Well, Seb has his good moments. He can be attentive, and polite and he loves yanking someone’s ear off. He loves repeating questions and stating the obvious. Around cute girls, he goes uncomfortable and act all angel; But, around the girls he is friends with, he acts like a jerk. Sorry baby, if you’re reading this, I pity you.

Okay, okay. So I’m a bit blunt and frank, but you can’t blame me. I do consider his feelings and treats him nicely sometimes, but he would not appreciate it. He likes to slash me with his plastic ruler and flick me on my upper arm with it. AND WE’RE 16!! Yesterday, he really done it. He cut me on the finger with a metal ruler owned by Joe.

I s’pose he felt guilty, just a tiny bit, but I don’t have hard feelings or anything. I let it go and I’m recuperating. No harm done.

Elle sits beside me, probably for the whole year and the next. We just knew each other this year. Electra calls her ‘Hash Brown’ because of her golden-rosy tan skin. Elle basically is a quiet bookworm, putting TV first but still excels academically. When Seb acts like a jerk to us, she’ll just blackmail him saying, “I’ll tell Winter and you’re done for.” It always works, but I don’t practice it.

Joe calls her ‘Shorty’ because of her small frame and she’s like 8 inches shorter than me, and I’m only 5’3’’! I’m not making fun of you, Elle!

Elle is like my best friend. I go to her if I have unsolved problems or I just need someone to talk to. But she still puts TV first sometimes. <_< And she steals my homework in school when teacher’s not around and I’m doing it and she doesn’t feel like doing it. Know what I mean?

JOE is one BIG LIAR. He thinks he’s ‘King of the World’ and he blames others than himself. Getting him to say ‘sorry’ is like trying to make a sloth hurry up which will never be possible. He loves lying, it’s like an ego-boosting trip for him and he’s a great performer, sporting, but he’s terribly LAZY. In the holidays, he told me his routine for a whole week is wake up, online, eat, sleep, eat, online and sleep. (That’s understandable, ‘coz it’s right after our 2nd term exams.)

He says he’s gay, pretended to be one, even recording gay porn with his friends!! And they’re making money out of it from the people in school! But no worries! Coz they’re not showing any privates. I didn’t want to watch it, so he told me every intricate detail and made those noises for me.

rolls eyes

He’s not gay, he has a relationship with a girl for one year until they sorta parted. He likes hitting me, literally with his fist or poking me with his finger, ruler or pen! SEE?!? I’m such a victim. T_T I bet Seb and Joe just feels too comfortable around me.

His daily language consist of ‘Punch’, ‘fuck’ and ‘balls’, without fail. Oh, did I mention he loves lying??

These 3 friends of mine are here to stay until next year. We always sit together in class (because it’s our permanent sitting position until next year), joke together, help each other, even sent cards to people with our names on it. We’re pretty close and we only knew each other this year.

As for me, I’m no saint, but I’m not those dare-devil kind. I take calculated risk, sometimes I make rash decisions, sometimes I dwell too long on a problem. I have my goofy moments, embarrasing moments, happy, funny, sad and over-zealous moments. Everyone does.

My father said one of my greatest strengths is to shrug rude remarks off with a funny view of it and a laugh. How ‘bout you?

((Gosh, I’m thinking of changing my blog’s overhead line. It sounds so corny, like a female Julius Caeser talking politely. I have to find out how to change it..))

That was just the introduction.