“SLUT!”
“ASSHOLE!”
This just happened 2 days ago. I was like having a heated argument with a close friend, Seb. Then, we started to call each other names which is like repeating SLUT and ASSHOLE like 5 times before we stop. And you know what triggered the argument?
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He says it’s the way I look at him. “The hair falling down way past your eyes like wisps and you giving me that ‘look’… It’s so SLUTTY! It’s like you’re hyped up to do ‘it’.” He said it in front of my 2 other close friends, Elle and Joe.
I was like What the hell? And then I told him off.
I was killing him with that ‘look’! Not giving him some ‘coming on’ message!! Jesus! I was angry with him and was about to burst when he just said that faithful sentence!! But hey, it’s cool. Sure I’m annoyed with him, but he actually thought me how to retort back. I don’t usually use profanities when I’m in a heated argument, it’s just that he just broke the line.
Seb is an annoying, sensitive and touchy kind of guy. He’s dark, tall and desperate for Winter’s affection, which is my friend in another class. He’s so shy around her, barely make out two words when she’s around. And he’s extremely obsessed with her. He thinks about her, carved her name on the table, wrote her name on his arm with a blue pen everyday!! He even kept his options open for other girls, but he’s much, much keen on Winter.
And you know what? When we’re in a pleasant banter and he compliments me or Elle or Joe, he’ll just back-lash it with an insult, like, “You’re so kind, but I’m not talking about you.” OR “Hey cutie (just to get my attention, and then when he got my attention). Oh, and just now that remark.. I didn’t mean it.” He is like that.
Well, Seb has his good moments. He can be attentive, and polite and he loves yanking someone’s ear off. He loves repeating questions and stating the obvious. Around cute girls, he goes uncomfortable and act all angel; But, around the girls he is friends with, he acts like a jerk. Sorry baby, if you’re reading this, I pity you.
Okay, okay. So I’m a bit blunt and frank, but you can’t blame me. I do consider his feelings and treats him nicely sometimes, but he would not appreciate it. He likes to slash me with his plastic ruler and flick me on my upper arm with it. AND WE’RE 16!! Yesterday, he really done it. He cut me on the finger with a metal ruler owned by Joe.
I s’pose he felt guilty, just a tiny bit, but I don’t have hard feelings or anything. I let it go and I’m recuperating. No harm done.
Elle sits beside me, probably for the whole year and the next. We just knew each other this year. Electra calls her ‘Hash Brown’ because of her golden-rosy tan skin. Elle basically is a quiet bookworm, putting TV first but still excels academically. When Seb acts like a jerk to us, she’ll just blackmail him saying, “I’ll tell Winter and you’re done for.” It always works, but I don’t practice it.
Joe calls her ‘Shorty’ because of her small frame and she’s like 8 inches shorter than me, and I’m only 5’3’’! I’m not making fun of you, Elle!
Elle is like my best friend. I go to her if I have unsolved problems or I just need someone to talk to. But she still puts TV first sometimes. <_< And she steals my homework in school when teacher’s not around and I’m doing it and she doesn’t feel like doing it. Know what I mean?
JOE is one BIG LIAR. He thinks he’s ‘King of the World’ and he blames others than himself. Getting him to say ‘sorry’ is like trying to make a sloth hurry up which will never be possible. He loves lying, it’s like an ego-boosting trip for him and he’s a great performer, sporting, but he’s terribly LAZY. In the holidays, he told me his routine for a whole week is wake up, online, eat, sleep, eat, online and sleep. (That’s understandable, ‘coz it’s right after our 2nd term exams.)
He says he’s gay, pretended to be one, even recording gay porn with his friends!! And they’re making money out of it from the people in school! But no worries! Coz they’re not showing any privates. I didn’t want to watch it, so he told me every intricate detail and made those noises for me.
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He’s not gay, he has a relationship with a girl for one year until they sorta parted. He likes hitting me, literally with his fist or poking me with his finger, ruler or pen! SEE?!? I’m such a victim. T_T I bet Seb and Joe just feels too comfortable around me.
His daily language consist of ‘Punch’, ‘fuck’ and ‘balls’, without fail. Oh, did I mention he loves lying??
These 3 friends of mine are here to stay until next year. We always sit together in class (because it’s our permanent sitting position until next year), joke together, help each other, even sent cards to people with our names on it. We’re pretty close and we only knew each other this year.
As for me, I’m no saint, but I’m not those dare-devil kind. I take calculated risk, sometimes I make rash decisions, sometimes I dwell too long on a problem. I have my goofy moments, embarrasing moments, happy, funny, sad and over-zealous moments. Everyone does.
My father said one of my greatest strengths is to shrug rude remarks off with a funny view of it and a laugh. How ‘bout you?
((Gosh, I’m thinking of changing my blog’s overhead line. It sounds so corny, like a female Julius Caeser talking politely. I have to find out how to change it..))
That was just the introduction.
